Monday Funnie

[Tumbleweed]

An eliphant and giraffe, sitting in the pub.

"I'm bored".

"Me two. Let's ask the next oke coming in, "Where's your hat", and if he does'nt have one, we bliksem him"

"Ha ha, cool"

As the baboon walks in and up to the counter, the giraffe bends down and asks" So, where's your hat?"

"Don't have one".

Elephant leans foreward and bliksems him. "Ha, ha, ha"

Next night, both same place. "I'm still bored"

"OK, tonight we ask if they have any smokes, if they don't, we bliksem them"

In walks the same baboon, crutches, bandaged, arms in traction "Hi guys"

Giraffe asks" So, have you got any smokes for us?"

Baboon susses them out, " Sure, do you want plain, filter, menthol, lights?"

Elephant leans over, klaps him with" So where's your hat?"

[Bacardi]

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