Joke of the day

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On a visit to Malawi at the airport Mr Mbeki is met by the country's Minister of Harbours. All of a sudden Mr Mbeki realizes that this is absurd, this country has no harbours as it is landlocked. He is very puzzled and decides to find out what the story is.

At the official state banquet later that night, he leans over to the president and asks: "Mr President why do you have a Minister of Harbours when you don't have any harbours?" The president looks Mr Mbeki straight in the eye and says: "Well, funny you should ask, Mr Mbeki, but I was just as puzzled as to why you have a Minister of Law and Order?"