Microlighters

A STUDENT ASKED HIS ENGLISH PROFESSOR, “WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF A
DILEMMA?"

THE PROFESSOR SAID, “WELL, THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN AN EXAMPLE TO
ILLUSTRATE THAT”.

"IMAGINE THAT YOU ARE LYING IN A BIG BED WITH A BEAUTIFUL AROUSED NAKED
YOUNG WOMAN ON ONE SIDE, AND AN EXCITED GAY MAN ON THE OTHER - WHO ARE
YOU GOING TO TURN YOUR BACK ON?"

EISH
Nou verstaan ek dit ook maar dit kom naby aan 'n ander woord wat ek aan kan dink.

I have never laughed as much ...this cracked me up!

A man said to his wife that he bet that she could not say anything that made him both happy and sad at the same time.

After a moments thought she said that he had the biggest penis out of all his friends.