When can I fly?
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2014 4:10 pm
So:
I've filled up a plastic glass with wee, had to walk down a public passage without spilling it, just to watch some lady stir it with the dumbest spoon I have ever seen,
I've blown and sucked muggies through a tube until I coughed
Sat in a smelly airtight box with sticky earphones on listening to nothing, then got forgotten there
Had my chest hairs pulled off from sticky round things that had wires attached to them
Done the steppies thing 30 ups and downs in 3 minutes going nowhere, sweating like a pig.
Had a doctor tell me nothings changed in the last 3 visits which is bull, I am leaner meaner and I have converted my six pack into a 25 litre keg,
And paid mega mula to do this just to get a grubby piece of paper which an ink spider has walked on.
Happy --- OH YEAH.
Now if mother nature can play ball I can go fly.
I've filled up a plastic glass with wee, had to walk down a public passage without spilling it, just to watch some lady stir it with the dumbest spoon I have ever seen,
I've blown and sucked muggies through a tube until I coughed
Sat in a smelly airtight box with sticky earphones on listening to nothing, then got forgotten there
Had my chest hairs pulled off from sticky round things that had wires attached to them
Done the steppies thing 30 ups and downs in 3 minutes going nowhere, sweating like a pig.
Had a doctor tell me nothings changed in the last 3 visits which is bull, I am leaner meaner and I have converted my six pack into a 25 litre keg,
And paid mega mula to do this just to get a grubby piece of paper which an ink spider has walked on.
Happy --- OH YEAH.
Now if mother nature can play ball I can go fly.