Funny for the day - Night Nurse

[Air Hog]

The more you think about this one, the funnier it gets. Short & sweet, a good one.

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:

'Well, that's great..............some arsehole's got my pen!'

[nicow]

[wiskeyfoxtrot]

Bwahahahahahahaha....................

[Boet]

What is the difference betwen a rectal an an oral Thermometer?













The taste.

[Baitbird]

It's a one way swop ....
And you only make that mistake once.

[Boet]

Eeeee boi, how sure are u of the "one way" swop? Always distrust hospital thermometers.

[witwillem]

Jis peoples now i gets so a pruim twak ( i fink it is stewing tabacco ) smaak in my se bek , nou i gets naar ga foe @&$$@$§