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Thought for the day.

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:40 am
by eyetie
Sex is like a petrol station.

Sometimes you get full service,

sometimes you have to ask for service

and sometimes you have to be happy with self-service...

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:42 pm
by Biggles
Poor ozzies, they have to do it themselves all the time :lol:

First time filled up in Oz I sat like an idiot in the car waiting for the attendant, cursing the service :oops:

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:47 pm
by Smiley
How does an Australian find a sheep in long grass?





Satisfying!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:52 am
by Biggles
How to drive a Kiwi/ Ozzie wild...

Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 12:53 pm
by Cloud Warrior
That is a cute little sheep!

I actually like beng a petroljoggie. It goes a hell of a lot quicker. I get exactly what I want. And I don't have to tip anyone.