Karkoer en waterlemoene

[witwillem]

Die kinners darem , ja boet when you have the family visiting the farm and all the cousins is here it can only be troubles . Ja klein jorrie en klein Gert sart the day wif kattekwaad , sommer blerrie nonsens early in the morning , they take glad rap and put it over the toilet seat in the klein huisie and when their antie Tilla want some releif from a full bladder early in the morning when it was raining all hell breaks loose , the light is off because escom dont fix the power out and the candle light is not strong so when she sits on the lavvie , and lets loos the whole place including her cloths is pap nat , ja the two youngsters were not seen for most of the day , ja they are van hels dingens se kinners . Later in the day we go check the lands wif ou Gert se old peejou bakkie , it about a 79 404 diesel wif all the kinners on the back to open the gates we check this years oes , and op die sinkplaat pad terug the kinners take small karkoere , wild waterlemons for the uninformed and while old gert was getting the best of 50 mph out of the peejou klein jorrie en klein gert lets waai wif target shooting wif the karkere , it seems as if thet get vervelig soon and start lawnching them into the air and when a lekker big karkoer is launched in the rong angle it klims and climbs jus as we slow down for the motorgate ad suddenly it lads right on the bonnet in front of Sjert , ja bort we nearly was in our moer in , he gets such a skrik that he freeses behind the wheel and takes abouut 50 meter of our seed mielis out wif the peejou that it look like the harvester made feed from it , when he gets himself toegether, and he stops with vinnige pompies on the breaks klein gert and klein jorrie is on their way to Marble hall already , ja we only see them late that night when the dogs find them onner the dubbel bed in our room , ja boet jy kan niks doen as die kinners nadie ma art nie willempie tot later

[nicow]

[avgas]

ja nee F@k

[leprechaun]

ek weet van n paar ouers en oupas en oumas wat nie kan wag dat die skole weer begin nie