Wed Funny - Non Aviation.
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:21 pm
This is a real exam answer
of a South African grade 5 (Std 3)
primary school pupil's 2nd term exam.
Write an essay on the following: "What is a crocodile?"
Use block letters and write legibly.
Name: Christiaan Janse van Vuuren Dippenaar
Date: Maandag 22/05/2004
Answer:
The crokodile is a specially built so long because
the flatter the better swimmer.
By the front of the crokodile are the head. The head
exists almost only of teeth. Behind the crokodile the tail grows.
Between the head and the tail is the crokodile. A crokodile wifout
a tail is called a rotweiler. A crokodiles body is covered wif handbag material.
He can throw his tail off if he gets a fright but it doesn't happen
much because a crokodile is scared of nothing except Chuck Norris.
A crokodile stays under the water because if you were
so ugly, you would also stay under the water. It is good that a
crokodile stays under the water because a person gets such a big fright
if a crocodile catches you that he first has to rinse you
off before he can eat you.
A crokodile isn't hardly as dangerous as people say
he is, except if he catches you. The longer he bites you, the more
it hurts. Very old crokodiles only suck people and buck that they
catch dead.
If you eat him, he is a crokosatie. A crokodile did
not learn to swim with his arms so he uses his tail. The little
brother of a crocodile is a lizard. The slow sister of the crokodile
is a chamelon. The gay brother of the crokodile is a dafodil.
And the crokodil also has a dead brother the frikadel.
of a South African grade 5 (Std 3)
primary school pupil's 2nd term exam.
Write an essay on the following: "What is a crocodile?"
Use block letters and write legibly.
Name: Christiaan Janse van Vuuren Dippenaar
Date: Maandag 22/05/2004
Answer:
The crokodile is a specially built so long because
the flatter the better swimmer.
By the front of the crokodile are the head. The head
exists almost only of teeth. Behind the crokodile the tail grows.
Between the head and the tail is the crokodile. A crokodile wifout
a tail is called a rotweiler. A crokodiles body is covered wif handbag material.
He can throw his tail off if he gets a fright but it doesn't happen
much because a crokodile is scared of nothing except Chuck Norris.
A crokodile stays under the water because if you were
so ugly, you would also stay under the water. It is good that a
crokodile stays under the water because a person gets such a big fright
if a crocodile catches you that he first has to rinse you
off before he can eat you.
A crokodile isn't hardly as dangerous as people say
he is, except if he catches you. The longer he bites you, the more
it hurts. Very old crokodiles only suck people and buck that they
catch dead.
If you eat him, he is a crokosatie. A crokodile did
not learn to swim with his arms so he uses his tail. The little
brother of a crocodile is a lizard. The slow sister of the crokodile
is a chamelon. The gay brother of the crokodile is a dafodil.
And the crokodil also has a dead brother the frikadel.
hie hie hie....
