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Ausies...

Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2013 3:28 pm
by Air Hog
A man in Perth walked into the produce section of his local Woolies supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter.. Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some old bastard wants to buy a half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man was standing right behind him, so he quickly added, "and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later, the manager said to the boy,"I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier, we like people who can think on their feet here, where are you from son?" "New Zealand, sir," the boy replied. "Why did you leave New Zealand ?" the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but prostitutes and rugby players there." "Is that right?" replied the manager," My wife is from New Zealand !" "Really?" replied the boy, "Who'd she play for?" :lol: :twisted:

Re: Ausies...

Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2013 4:30 pm
by Blue Max
:lol: (^^)
Johan n vinnige vraag. As ek van Kroon af Rhinopark toe wil vlieg en Wonderboom ATC wil misvlieg, wat sal my roete wees.?
Sorry vir die hijack.! :oops: :?

Re: Ausies...

Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2013 8:11 pm
by Air Hog
Blue Max wrote::lol: (^^)
Johan n vinnige vraag. As ek van Kroon af Rhinopark toe wil vlieg en Wonderboom ATC wil misvlieg, wat sal my roete wees.?
Sorry vir die hijack.! :oops: :?
Hi Paul
Sien kaart, Noordwes van Rooiwal, dan reg Oos deur GF1 en GF2 wat op 124.4 is (bly Suid van Restricted area gemerk in Blou) en dan Cullinun wat op 125.4 Spec Rules East is en dan Rhino
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Re: Ausies...

Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:47 pm
by nicow
Air Hog wrote:A man in Perth walked into the produce section of his local Woolies supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter.. Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some old bastard wants to buy a half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man was standing right behind him, so he quickly added, "and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later, the manager said to the boy,"I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier, we like people who can think on their feet here, where are you from son?" "New Zealand, sir," the boy replied. "Why did you leave New Zealand ?" the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but prostitutes and rugby players there." "Is that right?" replied the manager," My wife is from New Zealand !" "Really?" replied the boy, "Who'd she play for?" :lol: :twisted:
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