Microlighters

A guy was in line at the supermarket, when he noticed a beautiful blond
woman smiling and waving at him. So he says, "Do I know you?" She replies............

"I may be mistaken, but I think you may be the father of one of my
children........... Instantly his mind shoots back to the one and only time
he had been unfaithful......... "Oh Oh !!!" he says...."Are you the stripper
from my bachelor party that I had sex with on Joe's pool table in front of
all my buddies while your girlfriend spanked me with a wet celery stick and stuck a cucumber in my butt? "No" she replies. "I'm your daughter's second grade teacher"

Why did the leper crash his car?
He left his foot on the accelerator.

Gatiep and Meraai comes to an agreement and its time for Gatiep to drop his rods. Meraai looks at it very sceptical and says "is djy dan gesircumsize?" to which Gatiep reply`s "ney Meraai man, dis genuine wear and tear die!!"