Microlighters

Afarmer named Paddy had a car accident . he was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company .
In court the Eversweet company s hot shot solicitor was questioning Paddy . Didnt you say to the police at the scene of the accident ,"im fine"asked the solicitor.
Paddy responded , Well ill tell ya what happened . I had just loaded my favrit cow Bessie in da......
I did not ask for details the solicitor interrupted , just answer my questions - did you not say , at the scene of the accident , im Fine'
Paddy said , well Id just got Bessie into da trailor and I was driving down da road........
The solicitor interrupted again "your honour im trying to establish the fact that at the scene of the accident , this man told the police present on the scene of the accident that he was fine , he is trying to to sue my client . I beleive he is a fraud .Please tell him to simply answer the question.
By this time the judge was fairly interrested in Paddys answer and said to the solicitor , "id like to hear what he has to say about his favorite cow Bessie .
Paddy thanked the judge and proceeded; Well as I was saying I had just loaded my favrit cow Bessie into da trailor and was driving her down da road when this huge Eversweet truck and trailor came tundering tru a stop sign and hit me trailer right in da side .
"I was trown into one ditch and Bessie was trown into da udder . I was hurt , very bad like , and and didnt want to move ., however I could hear dear Bessie moaning and growning , I new she was in a terrible pain just by her growns ,
Shortly after da accident a policeman on a motor bike turned up . He could hear bessie moning and growning too , so he went over to her . After he looked at her and he saw the her condition , he took his gun out and shot her between the eyes.
Ten the policeman came across the road , gun still in his hand , looked at me and said : How are you feeling "?
" now wot the fook would you say ???
Leprachaun

Vernon.

Hey Alex

Only the Irish. Trying to contact you with regards to some info on a Trike Wing. Can you PM me your e-mail address so I can touch base with you. Have tried to send you PM's through the forum but don't seem to be delivered, they keep going to my outbox for some reason.? Thanks man.

Station Kariba wrote:... they keep going to my outbox for some reason.?

And that's where they'll stay until the recipient opens it on his pc and reads it, then it disappears from your outbox. Don't delete it from your outbox

Thanks Ducky

Learn something new everyday and never to old to learn either. Cheers.

Awesome, gotta love the Irish.

Along the same lines......

Seamus was giving Paddy a ride on the pillion of his bike on a brisk autumn day.

After a while, Paddy began to holler ... ” Seamus ... Seamus ... the wind is cutting me chest out! I'm freezing back here”. “Well, Paddy my lad,” said Seamus, “why don't you take your jacket off and turn it from front to back ... that'll block the wind for you. ” So Paddy took Seamus' advice and turned his jacket from front to back and got back on the bike and the two of them sped off down the road again.

After a bit, Seamus turned to talk to Paddy and was horrified to see that Paddy was not there. Seamus immediately turned the bike around and retraced their route. When after a short time he came to a turn and saw a bunch of farmers standing around Paddy who was sitting on the ground. ” T'anks be to heaven, is he alright?” Seamus shouted to the farmers. “Well,” said one of the farmers, “ he was alright when we found him here .. but after we turned his head round the right way .. he hasn't said a word since!”