Something from the land of the Leprechauns
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:06 pm
Afarmer named Paddy had a car accident . he was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company .
In court the Eversweet company s hot shot solicitor was questioning Paddy . Didnt you say to the police at the scene of the accident ,"im fine"asked the solicitor.
Paddy responded , Well ill tell ya what happened . I had just loaded my favrit cow Bessie in da......
I did not ask for details the solicitor interrupted , just answer my questions - did you not say , at the scene of the accident , im Fine'
Paddy said , well Id just got Bessie into da trailor and I was driving down da road........
The solicitor interrupted again "your honour im trying to establish the fact that at the scene of the accident , this man told the police present on the scene of the accident that he was fine , he is trying to to sue my client . I beleive he is a fraud .Please tell him to simply answer the question.
By this time the judge was fairly interrested in Paddys answer and said to the solicitor , "id like to hear what he has to say about his favorite cow Bessie .
Paddy thanked the judge and proceeded; Well as I was saying I had just loaded my favrit cow Bessie into da trailor and was driving her down da road when this huge Eversweet truck and trailor came tundering tru a stop sign and hit me trailer right in da side .
"I was trown into one ditch and Bessie was trown into da udder . I was hurt , very bad like , and and didnt want to move ., however I could hear dear Bessie moaning and growning , I new she was in a terrible pain just by her growns ,
Shortly after da accident a policeman on a motor bike turned up . He could hear bessie moning and growning too , so he went over to her . After he looked at her and he saw the her condition , he took his gun out and shot her between the eyes.
Ten the policeman came across the road , gun still in his hand , looked at me and said : How are you feeling "?
" now wot the fook would you say ???
Leprachaun
In court the Eversweet company s hot shot solicitor was questioning Paddy . Didnt you say to the police at the scene of the accident ,"im fine"asked the solicitor.
Paddy responded , Well ill tell ya what happened . I had just loaded my favrit cow Bessie in da......
I did not ask for details the solicitor interrupted , just answer my questions - did you not say , at the scene of the accident , im Fine'
Paddy said , well Id just got Bessie into da trailor and I was driving down da road........
The solicitor interrupted again "your honour im trying to establish the fact that at the scene of the accident , this man told the police present on the scene of the accident that he was fine , he is trying to to sue my client . I beleive he is a fraud .Please tell him to simply answer the question.
By this time the judge was fairly interrested in Paddys answer and said to the solicitor , "id like to hear what he has to say about his favorite cow Bessie .
Paddy thanked the judge and proceeded; Well as I was saying I had just loaded my favrit cow Bessie into da trailor and was driving her down da road when this huge Eversweet truck and trailor came tundering tru a stop sign and hit me trailer right in da side .
"I was trown into one ditch and Bessie was trown into da udder . I was hurt , very bad like , and and didnt want to move ., however I could hear dear Bessie moaning and growning , I new she was in a terrible pain just by her growns ,
Shortly after da accident a policeman on a motor bike turned up . He could hear bessie moning and growning too , so he went over to her . After he looked at her and he saw the her condition , he took his gun out and shot her between the eyes.
Ten the policeman came across the road , gun still in his hand , looked at me and said : How are you feeling "?
" now wot the fook would you say ???
Leprachaun
