EXPLAIN THIS TO ME !!

BOOMARANG · Postby **BOOMARANG** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:35 pm

This really happened in the last week:

A trike pilot was busy taxying to the holding point when his estranged wife ran onto the taxiway and grabbed the trikes right wing, shaking it violently
Then she ran towards the trike and the pilot cut the motor to prevent her from running into the propellor
She then attacks the pilot ( her husband) and attempt to pull out the ignition key and and the intercom wiring.
This was all captured on video mounted on the trike and was witnessed by two people.
The wife then ran off and drove away

NOW HERE COMES THE UNBELEIVABLE PART

Pilot goes to SAPS to lay a charge
SAP says it is domestic violence and as it was his wife there is no charge!
Pilot says it is against the aviation law as prescribed by the CAA
SAP, when they heard the word "civil" says that then it is a civil case and not a criminal one!
A white detective then arrived and cleared things up
Station commander then phones the SAPS legal department to hear what the charge must be
A Colonel on the other side of the phone say......wait for it..... "Aviation law is not practised in RSA" and it is a domestic violence case with willfull damage to property as the washout batten was bent and the key and cables dammaged

So you are allowed in this country to run on to an airfield , grip the plane and shake it arround and damage it, assault the pilot in the cockpit and you will not brake any aviation law as it is not practised in this country!!

Now I can only wait for DUCK and some other of my friends comments on this , I myself would have not cut the motor. Afterall what is a R7000 prop if it buys you peace and quiet.
But seriously, maybe John or Bundy can help...........surely what she did was very serious and more then willfull damage to property!

Bundy · Postby **Bundy** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 4:52 am

I think the SAP officials in charge of this one just simply do not know what they are doing....yip even the Colonel! I'll try and find out some more for you but all I can say right now is....

....DONT MARRY A CRAZY BITCH?

I can tell you if that were my "wife", prop strike or no prop strike....it would have been fatal!

Tribal Croc · Postby **Tribal Croc** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 7:21 am

he he he

I can see the making of a beautiful add here

Man arrives at home and wife is yapping at him

he mows the lawn and she is yapping at him

he gets into bed and she is still yapping

pulls out microlight from hanger

MICROLIGHT AIRCRAFT TO TRANSPORT YOU TO ANOTHER LEVEL = R80 000

shows prop spinning

WARP DRIVE PROP = R7 000

he taxi to holding point and wife runs towards plane and all you can see is her mouth moving ......zoom out

zooming back in ........and the sound of silince and big smile on mans face after making sushi out of his wife

USING MICROLICHGT AS SUSHI KNIFE = PRICELESS

Tumbleweed · Postby **Tumbleweed** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 7:34 am

Maybe she had just heard about the 3 wire strikes and was concerned of losing her garden service.

Postby **Dish** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 7:38 am

Chicks... cant live with em...... the end

WhiteEagle · Postby **WhiteEagle** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:03 am

Ja, and as there is no Aviation Law practiced in the RSA, no law can be broken, no Liabilty and no crime, what a weapon!

Thatchman · Postby **Thatchman** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 1:24 pm

Bundy wrote: ....DONT MARRY A CRAZY BITCH?

The problem is that they are not like that when you marry them..........

John Young · Postby **John Young** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 1:41 pm

Thatchman wrote:The problem is that they are not like that when you marry them..........

Yip Thatch,

Many are just Hurricanes -

Wet and wild when they arrive ...
Take your house and car when they go ...

Regards
John

Tumbleweed · Postby **Tumbleweed** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 1:48 pm

So where's the video?

Blue Eagle · Postby **Blue Eagle** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 1:56 pm

OMG ....MEN - in women's defence... c'mon - we are not ALL like that. If I have to tell you some stories of men I've known etc... you'd quickly change your minds... and PLEEEEEEZ don't blame ME for their indiscretions, and/or hooliganism, and drunkenness and violence... because the two I am referring to have a history of this (with OTHER women)... sooooo - c'mon boys - be fair. Again in women's defence here... I've never taken any man's house, car, plane or train... nothing... silently stepped back and away. Why do I sit where I sit? A single mother of two beautiful daughters, ....

Why I choose to be single... it's WAY MORE FUN....

I can tell you more - but I'm sure you have better things to read about.... like - F L Y I N G

..... yeah!

Have a good week-end...
see ya...

Bundy · Postby **Bundy** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 2:37 pm

Tumbleweed wrote:So where's the video?

...Now that I'd pay good money to see!

skybound® · Postby **skybound®** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:23 pm

John Young wrote:
Thatchman wrote:The problem is that they are not like that when you marry them..........
Yip Thatch,

Many are just Hurricanes -

Wet and wild when they arrive ...
Take your house and car when they go ...

Regards
John

In my next life, I am going to buy a house and car and just give it to some chick I dont like

John Young · Postby **John Young** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:30 pm

skybound® wrote:In my next life, I am going to buy a house and car and just give it to some chick I dont like

Yip, once you've got that out of the way, you can lead a normal life.

John Young · Postby **John Young** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:33 pm

Mmmmm ... don't hit the Enter Key by accident .... Mods please "drop" the duplicates.

Postby **Tailspin** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:42 pm

John Young wrote: Mmmmm ... don't hit the Enter Key by accident .... Mods please "drop" the duplicates.

DONE