The Big shootout

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The Big shootout

Postby witwillem » Fri Feb 03, 2012 8:28 am

Jis peoples , dis nou vir jou n ding , here on the vlakte we have Piet skiet , not the awb piet skiet but the real fing - ja Piet skiet is n funny ou , skyf skiet is his forte - take a waterlemon or our prize pampoene or the spanspek and you put the fruit of the Stamvrug ot the abofe mentioned fruits an tree 300 tree af an he will take dooie rus wif the Lemetfort and the stamvrug dissapears like apartheid inthe modern times . Ja so I want to write in Piet skiet for the groot uitskiet at Teddersfield and seeing it is a fly in event we did som exercise wif the windlass , we put a siren from tthe Speedkop on the front mudguard and I put piet skiet in the backsiet wif a dooie rus bar on the front seat and when we dive down he takes dooie rus and laai waai , Ja ma se werf honners le nie meer nie , For safety sake we put cortina coil springs under the back seat ( we leen fro settlers rugby club )a paviljoen seat and we take Jan jaag se crossover safety belt to maak hom vas , when we chech the shootout chair we take the wing off so he dont tear the wing and he fly like n vrot vel so 10 foot innie air,
Ja when he land he got groot oog siekte - jy sien net wit vannie oooge - he say he amper beskuit himself . I phone Oom alex and i say in my best english he mus t skryf us in vor the groot skiet and he say he is busy an nie lus vir julle stront nie so hoe must I call for n inskrywing . we practis alot and nine out of ten time we get the waterlemon kolskoot.
we even put a pantihose over the kolf so the doppies dont go ointo the ivoprop .
Klein piet skiet they call him Piet poep he always win se verspoeg wif bokdrolle and kettie skiet jou have not seen yet
We jus wonner if there is n kompetisie for piet poep , Ja he get his name from eeting Kameel doringboom pips , they is lekker when nearly ripe but make you poep terrible stink and in trhe kompetisie he alway eeet lots so the opositions dont like the vresslike stinkl and the cant konsentreer and he wins al the time .
Dr Paul the veearts he say we must stay away from OT airfield he say we mus not fly by the road so where do we fly . the groen mannetjie say we mus drive ther but then we must take the foden trucjk in rthe traaffic is not good it kooks like a stoom trein . we put the windlass on the back and we bring n vrag waterlemons for the skyf skiet .
Ja we even load extra powder for the 303 ammunisie so we get lekke skop .
Ja peoples we will se jou there tomorrow if our inwriting - Klein Jorrie se teacher miss Penelope Blair white say I must say groete to all the pilots :mrgreen: She say she is very lone her on the uncultured vlakte wat dit ook al beteken , so Please let me no wher i get a inskryf vormpie and hoe late mus we be ther tomorrow Must I bring miss penelope wif ??? (-)
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Re: The Big shootout

Postby Big-D » Fri Feb 03, 2012 8:59 am

Brilliant (^^) (^^) (^^) :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Big shootout

Postby Leprachaun » Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:49 pm

Willem die weer lyk nie lekker vir jou nie - dis ver en jy vlieg stadig kom eerder padlangs en bring maar gerus vir Juffrou Penelope saam ! xxx xxx Leprachaun
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