Three Knots
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:14 am
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks: 'How am I doing?'
The prostitute replies: 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'
'Three knots?' he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean?'
She says: "You're knot hard, you're knot in...and you're knot getting your money back.'
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks: 'How am I doing?'
The prostitute replies: 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'
'Three knots?' he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean?'
She says: "You're knot hard, you're knot in...and you're knot getting your money back.'
