SWAMBO
Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 11:05 am
I have a new name for all your Softness': SWAMBO or She Who Always Must Be Obeyed.
but shh, don't tell my softness I said that
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Re: SWAMBO
Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 11:26 am
Pfffft, dit sallie dag wees...
but shh, don't tell my softness I said that
but shh, don't tell my softness I said that
Re: SWAMBO
Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:45 pm
He HeGyronaut wrote:Pfffft, dit sallie dag wees...
but shh, don't tell my softness I said that
Re: SWAMBO
Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:16 pm
Sy wat altyd met besim opstyg??
Re: SWAMBO
Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:34 pm
'n Besem is 'n wonderlike ding - lekker lang stok om mee te sl@@n!
Re: SWAMBO
Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:04 pm
Ag nee, Thinus, dit was eintlik onnodig. Marius looi my nou met besem-opmerkings!
Re: SWAMBO
Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:56 pm
Ek het iewers iets gehoor van "If women loose their angels wings they carry on flying...with their brooms" 
Re: SWAMBO
Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 4:58 pm
Mmmmmm. Ja. En as julle nie versigtig is nie en mamma sien als wat julle hier kwyt raak, dan slaap julle almal vanaand op die welkom-matjie voor die agterdeur se stoep!!
Re: SWAMBO
Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 7:16 pm
Thinus !! Welgedaan! Dis net 'n Sycamore eienaar wat so skerp kan wees! My Skoonma het haar eie besem parkeerplek op ons erf. En sy is ok daarmee.
10/10 Thi. Hoe lekker lag ek nou...
Re: SWAMBO
Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 8:28 pm
demon wrote:Or SWATSIOTinkerbell wrote:I have a new name for all your Softness': SWAMBO or She Who Always Must Be Obeyed.
She Who Always Think She Is Obeyed
Re: SWAMBO
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 7:46 am
My wife and I were staying with her parents during our early years of being married, and I happened to walk out the back door one morning, and my mother in law, was standing, with that far away look in her eyes, staring at the blue skies, while holding a formidable grass broom..... 
... that was when I said "...isn't it a little early for a ride ?"
That was when I had to duck very quickly to avoid the same broom being swung at my head!
... that was when I said "...isn't it a little early for a ride ?"That was when I had to duck very quickly to avoid the same broom being swung at my head!
Re: SWAMBO
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:07 am
I must apologize, not sure who left the box open, hopefully been rectified now
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Re: SWAMBO
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:14 am
MAK didn't think this through. Who has a bed for him tonight?
Re: SWAMBO
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:36 am
A couple had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally, the gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.
'I would like it infrequently' she replied.
The gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered – “Is that one word or two?”
'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.
'I would like it infrequently' she replied.
The gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered – “Is that one word or two?”
Re: SWAMBO
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:49 am
MAK, you're either VERY brave, or VERY stupid.
I prefer to think brave. If I tried something like that my bed would be in the dogbox and my dinner in the dog.