Tuesday Humour !!
Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:18 pm
A Squint guy goes to an eye specialist and is really desperate, as he is so squint when he cries his tears run down his back. After checking him over the eye specialist say he cannot do much. Seeing the despair in the squint guys face he says he knows an old lady out on the plots who may be able to help him by giving him some "boere raad"
The squint guy arrives at the old ladys place and she takes one look at him and says "jislaaik" you do have a problem. The old lady then tells him that every morning before he gets out of bed he must put 2 eggs on his eyes. He thanx her and leaves.
3 days later their is a dust cloud on the horizon and he arrives back at the eye specialist. The eye specialist is astounded and almost thinks its a miracale as the once squint guys eyes are straight. The eye specialist asks the guy what advice did the old lady give him and he tells the eye specialist that every morning before he got up he had to put 2 eggs on his eyes.
The eye specialist still cannot beleive it and asks the guy just 2 eggs on your eyes sorted the problem to which the guy replies "well, i could only get them as high as my chest"
The squint guy arrives at the old ladys place and she takes one look at him and says "jislaaik" you do have a problem. The old lady then tells him that every morning before he gets out of bed he must put 2 eggs on his eyes. He thanx her and leaves.
3 days later their is a dust cloud on the horizon and he arrives back at the eye specialist. The eye specialist is astounded and almost thinks its a miracale as the once squint guys eyes are straight. The eye specialist asks the guy what advice did the old lady give him and he tells the eye specialist that every morning before he got up he had to put 2 eggs on his eyes.
The eye specialist still cannot beleive it and asks the guy just 2 eggs on your eyes sorted the problem to which the guy replies "well, i could only get them as high as my chest"