Microlighters

Now, imagine a Fanagalo (sp) rendition with a ridiculous rap theme along the song by Johnny Cash- 'A boy named Sue'

A friends Domestic goddess wanted to call her daughter 'Lingerie'

A doctor friend recalls a new mother insisting on using a medical term she had heard to name her new child. Luckily 'sense; prevailed and the child was not named 'Fully dialated

Poor Tiny Dick, his brother is porbably called 'Long Dong Silver'

Almost as bad as calling yourself 'Dark Helmet'

..Sorry, couldn't resist...

I have known a gardener called 'Fertilizer', my brother had a bank client with the surname of 'Steinfaardt', and I have heard of an American girl called 'Shithead' (pronounced 'Shateed' , aparently....). Then there is the urban legend of the guy called 'William John Thomas de Kock'....

An American I knew, called his two sons hunter and fisher - his name was mathew dick. Another american was called peter wang. Another one, surname Davidson, called his son Harley.

Takes all types

I knew a guy in Zambia called Limited. How did he spell his name?? LTD!!!

How about Scott Scott or Lou Rawls - what a hoot ??/ some parents just didnt go on the longest mental journey when naming there kids

Ya its all so very............."Dish"

OYYYYY - have a little swing Marius !!! beware the Dish when its angered !!

Dish wrote:OYYYYY - have a little swing Marius !!! beware the Dish when its angered !!

Why is the "DISH" going to DISH out some

Sorry Dish you opened yourself up for the Abuse

No problem Mr Dish. I will settle this with you at Numbi ! After you washed the Dish'es.

We have a offroad motorcyclist called "Gray Dick"

My boet once cut out and framed a birth notice from the paper, some poor little bugger's name was "Dick Head".

I once met a Sakkie de Kock.......... hard to keep a straight face when introduced

Years ago, there was a viral email (avi) doing the rounds that went someting like this:

Someone reported to an information kiosk at an airport, and handed the lady on duty a piece of paper containing the names of two middle eastern gentleman who were apparently "missing"

She called "Will Mr. I-Ades Vaakenjaab and Wilby fahad please report to information"