Microlighters

I understand that Michael Jackson passed away last night from a suspected heart attack.

The music world will be a lot poorer without him, the young kids are breathing a sigh of relief and plastic surgeons are predicting a bad year for business.

All I can say is they must not cremate him. What with all the rubber and plastic, it will takes months to put the fire out, clog up the mechanism and create a global warming disaster

A sad day......... R.I.P (eventually)

I hear that because he is 99% plastic they are going to melt him down and make little lego blocks so that all the little kids can play with him for a change

Latest news is that it was not a heart attack. He was caught having a stroke in the childrens ward!!

Sad for a guy that had it all, lost it all and tried all to live forever. Talented guy that wasted his life away. Poor little rich guy.

Enjoy what you have while you have it.

With all the plastic they cannot decide if they should have a funeral or a tupperware party.......

All of his dates have been cancelled, including Joe (aged 6) and Liam (aged 4)

I heard that MacDonalds have launched a tribute burger in his memory. It consists of a 50 year old piece of meat inside a 5 year old bun.

A legend my ass!!! he was a child molester and a drug addict.

Africa wrote:A legend my ass!!! he was a child molester and a drug addict.

Agree

Difference between him and Alex Furgerson is Furgerson is playing Giggs in August.

Africa wrote:A legend my ass!!! he was a child molester and a drug addict.

A great entertainer never the less, and a human being

IceAge wrote:With all the plastic they cannot decide if they should have a funeral or a tupperware party.......

Heart attack? I heard he choked on a small bone.

Upon hearing the news of Michael Jackson's death, mourning fans released a white dove in his honour. Well, it was actually a blackbird, but with a rare skin condition...


Record bosses were elated to hear that Michael Jackson had gone to #1 in the Album Chart and predicted massive sales of his music this summer. The bad news is that Glenn Miller has just landed at Heathrow and wants to collect his royalties !!




So many MJ jokes around. There are so many immature arseholes - it's what he would have wanted.