Postby Peg Leg » Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:54 pm
AXIOM
In theory an axiom (not strictly according to Webster) is a statement of fact taken as truth, which does not need to be proven to be true. Keeping that in mind, it would then suffice to say that Microlight Instruction is a process defined by hours and hours of complete boredom punctuated by seconds of shear, utter and excruciating terror!!
It was a morning as they normally come at the height of summer, clear, crisp and delightfully fresh after the previous evenings’ thunderstorm. The sun was slowly creeping over the horizon as my student and I poured our coffee prior to the 1st and last lesson of the day. Today, we would go practice a couple of circuits, followed by some simulated engine failures in the GF and pupe would be ready for his 1st SOLO.
The microlight was a brand new Windlass with one of the 1st Cut Wings (A standard wing, cut back by the factory). What an improvement this wing had on the previous designs – the cruise was increased and the climb was phenomenal to say the least. Turbulence handling was unsurpassed for a local product at the time, and we loved it.
During our pre-flight discussion the task at hand was made clear to pupe. We had considered various alternatives as we discussed this. We made sure that we carried only 25 liters of fuel for the flight. I weighed 90 Kg and pupe 130 kg and the plane was still brand new, engine had only been run in. We were quite aware that we were at gross weight and a bit, but I’ve done this plenty before and were quite relaxed about the whole W&B issue.
After a couple of circuits, which went very well to all standards, we departed for the GF area. I chose a huge spot with miles and miles of ploughed fields and little strips of land in between. We could really land anywhere. “POWER-OFF†I bellowed from the back seat and pupe duly took his foot off the throttle. I then calmly asked, “where are you going to land?†upon which he pointed “thereâ€.
Not entirely satisfied that he’d be able to make it, I said, “Show me†and off we went. As we continued on our glide path, I decided that his chosen spot is a borderline decision – if he doesn’t turn in time, he is going to be lined-up across the furrows of the ploughed field – I’d then decided I’d allow him to make the mistake and recover the plane fairly close to the ground so that pupe can see his mistake for himself.
Well, maybe, the fact that we were overweight, the fact that I had not kept in mind the nasty little cutback wing stall characteristics, the fact that this brand new Windlass did not have an instructors throttle at the back seat and maybe, just maybe because I also then waited too late with the command to give full power, have put us into a prediction here. As I shouted “FULL POWERâ€, pupe just burst out laughing in the intercom and froze on the bar, and then refused to punch his foot on the throttle. I pushed the bar a little forward realizing I’ve just completed the round-out phase of a perfect landing in a completely unsuitable field – I then screamed again, “FULL POWERâ€, to which pupe still did not re-act. We were now floating crossways to the ploughed furrows, maybe two-three feet off the ground, overweight and in desperate lack of airspeed. All I could do now was to continue the flare, and boy was I good at that. Push the bar forward, float a little more, start dropping, push the bar forward, float a little more, start dropping, push the bar forward………….
Now, there are many schools of thought, but I was always very content to drill my students that when the wheels touch the ground (doesn’t matter when or where ) that is when you cut the power, throttle off – finito. Nevertheless………
At this stage we were about 12 inches off the deck with the bar fulllll forward, when I felt the left wing drop about 15 degrees. Pupe gave a shriek like shout in the mike and suddenly he had full throttle – it was absolutely amazing. Suddenly I knew we were going to make it..
The little Rotax 503 whined at full revs behind me and I had hope – just then, I felt the left wing dropping and I could barely hold it, never mind lifting it up again.. The bar was full forward against the profile tube, we had maybe 6 inches below us and I could just feel if I pull the bar in half a nanometer, we were going to hit the ground – we flew a full 500 meter ½ circle to the left. I remember screaming in the intercom, “help me pick-up the left wing,help…..â€
When I saw the shrubbery approaching on the side of the field, I suddenly wondered if we were going to make it after all. We had full power, full bar forward, a left wing low and ground below us. I think it was then that I almost gave up. I yanked the bar in, just a wheee little bit, thinking that I might just bounce the wheels on the soft sand which will give us a bounce and more room to maneuver – pretty desperate I’d say, but I did it anyway.
Well, the result was unbelievable – the trike bounced maybe ten feet up and we were out of here. Only problem was, as we hit the ground, pupe duly, like a good pupe might have done with inexperience, took his foot off the throttle. So, there we were traveling at a 30 degree angle towards the heavens with absolutely no throttle. At the crest of the climb, maybe ten or fifteen feet up, the trike flicked it’s nose toward mother earth, like any good trike should in a deep stall – just to add to the incredible drama, pupe, realized what was happening and as the nose of the trike accelerated toward the earth, he applied full throttle again.
We hit the ground at an impossible speed. I remember the crunch when my head struck the earth –I then remember my 130kg pupe and side of the trike following suite and landing on top of me. I could not breathe for what felt like 15 minutes, (maybe little less) and pupe was gone. He just lay motionless half on top of me and the silence was eerie. I thought, excellent – not only have I broken my back, I am going to die not being able to breathe whilst I am looking at my dead pupe. It was AFWUL, to say the least.
After a couple of minutes he started moving, I started breating and we crawled from the wreckage. We were able to call another trike with the radio (totally smashed but still working somehow). My doctor booked me off for 3 days (NOT SURE WHICH HURT THE MOST, SORE BACK OR SORE EGO), my pupe ordered a brand-new trike the next day – and I never crashed again to this day. Was it me or was it him? Doesn’t matter, learn from your experiences and fly safe
Please take into consideration that the facts of the crash only came to light after many nights of discussions and deep soul searching around campfires with the assistance of some frosties and the good company of fellow trike pilots.
Using a Feather is Erotic
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