Ponderisms

[Thatchman]

I bet there is some sicker sicko out there that would buy your old bottled farts on ebay.

If the Chinese can try sell bottled air from world cup stadiums, why could you not sell a bottled fart. It may even be seen as a delicacy in the East.

I think you should register the skidmark brand.

[Ranger]

If the Chinese can try sell bottled air from world cup stadiums,.

With skidmark's fart you'll be able to clear world cup stadiums.

[Ranger]

Morph.

Sometime I tooo doth sitteth and ponder but mostly I just sitteth.

And NO skid , it's SITTETH not shitteth.

[Boet]

Julle ous praat nou regtig kak. Het julle wragtig niks beter om te doen nie.?

[kraaines]

"borrelsiekte"