I needs some help

[nicow]

Maybe they stole his internet....

[witwillem]

Jis peoples , the time is few , but a feew weeks ago I get a big skrik.
I comes to get some ploeg boute from my mate Frik there by Rust der winter , he has a farm near the dam and he has a runway wif trees and wires on the ends .
Just as I go back home after Hessie se boere beskuit an Trekker koffie some ous from Maaicrowland flies in , ja there is all kinds of traaiks and one ou wif a bloe Cobra wif a big engine he catch the one wire . I skrik my deur n mik and nearly verlos myself in the bakkie , but foruneatlley he is ok but the traai is moeg .
I dont fly for some time, it rain and wen I close my eyes in the late nag I still se the traaik fall from the sky . Jis Willempie het hom amper uit suy geloof geskrik .
But now is ok weer , I sees some ous ( wat is n hog ) airhog jis is some funnie name is fly to Rhino Park this weekend . so I will go there as well .
Ja die vd walts is ander peoples ja , My uncles little booi , seker my klein nefie he go to sckool this year , maar he is bllerrie stout ja , is laaik tradisie as die vd walts voor pouse nie geneuk worre nie is daar fout and so it is . Ja klein jorie is at school at Settlars and he is blerrie stout .
The teacher send him to the skool hoof and he gets pak , every day and he say he dont like skool he going to walk away . MY pa say wen he get gets pak he must put bord kruit (plate chork) onner sy tong an he will get flou so the skool hoof wil skrik and not give him some mor pak .
Ja n boer maak n plan and so klein jor is stout again, he takes a rek from his onder broek and shoots the other childs wif some kou papier and when his Juffrou mev van Hoepen catch him he take the road to the skoolhoof for his pak .
Kwikly he puts som chork under his tong and when he must buk and touch his toe he sommer fall down after the first hou , Ou piet Peere the skoolhoof skrik hom boeglam now becaus e he no the vd Walts sal hom gou gou regsie n , ja he take his glas water and puts it over klein jor se gevreet and say word wakker what is rong ., Ja klein jor he open one oog and he sy meneer ek is flou , Ja ou Peere he gets a big skrik and sends klein Jor back to the klas .
Ja so it is here on the vlakte we must maak n plan or the life will get the better of you .
Ja every time a eroplane fly near the school he tell Mis Van hoepen it is his oom who is coming to sien hulle almal reg , he is still small , but he is n regte vd walt , met ons sukkel julle nie
Greetings till laters Jorrie