SHARKS RULE OK

[kevinbark]

Dear Dr. Ruth,

I am a crack dealer in Kempton Park, Gauteng . I was recently diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in Hillbrow and one of my sisters, who lives in Benoni, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother were recently arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Brakpan. I have two brothers; one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Leeukop Central Prison for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I recently got engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Yeoville. She is now a part time "working girl". All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her .

Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Blue Bull’s supporter?

[AndyG]

Shame, the only thing that is positive in your life is your HIV status.

[grostek]

Dear Dr. Ruth,

I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her .

Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Blue Bull’s supporter?

Kind regards,

Gunter Rostek.

[Nkwazi]

SHAAARKS

[AWACS]

Nkwazi,
This is war Boet!
Come next Saturday, you'll be at the performance of the BULLS! We are going to you guys. At least you made it into the final......not bad for a bunch of woosies.

Beware....

Enjoy the game!

[Dreamer]

A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he
noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention
and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
The man thought a moment then replied? "A martini please."
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man
had ever had.
The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered "Oh,
about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity',
inter-stellar space travel', the latest medical breakthroughs, etc...



The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a
different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and
asked what he would have? "A martini please."
Again it was superb.? The robot again asked "What is your IQ sir?"
This time the man answered , "Oh about 100". So the robot started
discussing F1 racing, the latest cricket scores, and what to
expect from Ernie Els the coming week end.

The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a
stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?" This
time the man drawled out " Uh..... bout 50".

The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,
"A-r-e y-o-u a S-h-a-r-k s-u-p-p-o-r-t-e-r-?????"

[kevinbark]

A Sharks rugby supporter is having a quiet drink in a bar, leans over to the
big guy next to him and says: "Do you wanna hear a Blue Bulls joke?"The big
guy replies: "Well, mate, before you tell that joke, you should know
something. I'm six feet tall, 105 kgs and I played rugby as a forward for
the bulls. The guy sitting next to me is 6"2", weighs 115 kgs and he's an ex
bulls lock. Next to him is a bloke who's 6"5", weighs 120kgs
and he's a current blue bulls second rower. Now, do you still want to tell
that Blue Bulls joke?"




The Sharks supporter says: "Nah, not if I'm going to have to explain it
three times ....."

[johnsa]

Bulls sharks.....at the end we all take a windhoek

[3wheels]

GO SHARKS !!

[3wheels]

Here are some more.................... ( Now which hot blooded male would support any other team ??)

[Nkwazi]

Expect more of this

[John Boucher]

Eish... nice girls! I think it to be a secret weapon of the Sharks to distract the Bull's players with such sexy ladies.....

It promises to be one of the toughest games awaiting for both sides.... I think the Sharks have the upper hand in this one but I hope the Bulls win!

[Nkwazi]

Yeeehhaaaaa

[Nkwazi]

How many of you buggers are going to the match?? I'm going down to Durbs for the game - would be cool to meet some of you

[Uncle Spud Murphy]

I really don't know what to say about all that has gone on before. All this fuss about a game of Rugby. Now a spot of peaceful fishing by the riverbank, with a keep net holding the beer. Much better than wasting time trying to watch a funny shaped ball being chucked around.

By the way: When the Bulls win, Lot's of k@k for the Sharks to nibble on

Live long and prosper
34 days to go