Toilet roll cutting..

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Toilet roll cutting..

Postby Cali » Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:27 am

Is it legal? :roll: If so, lets hear some stories please.
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Re: Toilet roll cutting..

Postby grosvenor » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:11 am

91.06.2 Except in an emergency or unless granted special permission by the
Commissioner, no article shall be dropped from an aircraft in flight other than –
(a) fine sand or clean water used as ballast; or
(b) chemical substances for the purpose of spraying or dusting.
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Re: Toilet roll cutting..

Postby Cali » Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:40 am

I see.... Thanks ##
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Re: Toilet roll cutting..

Postby grosvenor » Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:11 am

Cali, that takes care of your first question, but it is great fun and is done, so how about those who accidentally drop their roll of toilet paper whilst blowing their nose in flight answering the second part of the question :twisted:
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Re: Toilet roll cutting..

Postby Cali » Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:20 pm

grosvenor wrote:Cali, that takes care of your first question, but it is great fun and is done, so how about those who accidentally drop their roll of toilet paper whilst blowing their nose in flight answering the second part of the question :twisted:
And then try and retrieve it. Thanks Grosvenor, thats what I am after (-)
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Re: Toilet roll cutting..

Postby AndyG » Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:48 pm

You need to set the limits at what height the roll is thrown from and what the lowest height is the pilot can attempt his last cut.(sorry retrieval :lol: ) The guys get so absorbed in trying to do the cutting(sorry again retrieval :lol: ) that they forget how much height they are losing.

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Re: Toilet roll cutting..

Postby The Agent » Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:31 pm

Cali was thinking of making kak in Aussie again mate there they lock you up wees baie versigtig.
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Re: Toilet roll cutting..

Postby kraaines » Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:06 pm

if you shop at woolies, it can be used for "Dusting" puff ... the glasses (!!)

b) chemical substances for the purpose of spraying or dusting.
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Re: Toilet roll cutting..

Postby GR8-DAD » Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:32 am

This is like a Sunday morning ritual at our airstrip (lots of running noses in our part of the world......). Roll (single ply) is dispatched at 2000ft agl and pilot may only attempt cuts until 1000ft agl. Best I recall is about 8 cuts then there is sh!t left... :shock: . Better also know how to execute those perfect wingovers :wink: lotsafun :P :P
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Re: Toilet roll cutting..

Postby Cali » Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:45 am

Sounds Great.

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Re: Toilet roll cutting..

Postby andreb » Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:40 pm

Without being too contentious....

It seems we choose which laws and rules to ignore, depending on whether it is fun or not. Just like driving drunk, or stealing cars, or speeding, or buying black market CD's, or or..... then we complain about the taxi driver driving on the gravel and say things like 'they have no respect for the law," then we wonder why we get broken into, or hijacked.

I am no Angel and often have this same quandary.....just thought it was something worth mentioning and all of us thinking about. Following laws and rules is what makes civilised societies work.
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Re: Toilet roll cutting..

Postby andreb » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:40 am

taking tips from John Boucher.....

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Re: Toilet roll cutting..

Postby Thatchman » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:33 pm

Laws are a good guideline.
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Re: Toilet roll cutting..

Postby Tumbleweed » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:50 pm

A good topic, similar to the other 'Beat up'.

If it's gonna happen, at least give an understanding of what the other guy could expect.
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Re: Toilet roll cutting..

Postby GR8-DAD » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:36 pm

....did I mention this is lotsafun...... :P :P :twisted:
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