Aquilla 3000 V6

[Rocketman]

Good day Im Ivan the Rocketman from Mother Russia, I vant to talk wiff
the guy calling himself Arnulf, meester arnulf a verrygood friend of mine
tell me you can help me, I flying very old winnless wiff very old yamaha enginn only 40 hp my speed is 47 kmh my friend he tells me you got very fast aquiila wiff 3000cc ford V6 enginn you do 67kmp, you mast pleese contact me in need to make my winnless very fast ok shanks Ivan the Rusky

[Arnulf]

Hi Ivan,

you do not have to put a Ford vet ses enginn into your winnless. The old yammie enginn is just fine. To convert your winnless into a winnmore, you must put vodka, Pushkin Vodka into the tank. Instead of two stroke oil, you use Red Bull.

Hope that helps,
Regards,
Arnulf

[Brian Young]

Hey Arnulf, dont give the rocketman all our good ideas we dont know who he is?? and if he puts red bull in his tank he might get wings and we will have to call him bi trike hey rocketman tell us a bit about your flying
experence and how old are you, we need to know some more about you
you could be a kgb spy trying to seel all our boere secrets, and dont start kak on this forum or we will put the agent onto you and that you dont want

[Slabfish]

A Spy in our midst,Isay

[grostek]

Red Russia
Red Bull
Def Spioen.

Gunter Rostek

[Rocketman]

You give me very goog idea so I speek wiff der hangar people at OR Tambo I say Ivant veery big hangar but I want to make landcsape inside
put little mountain one river some trees and some little animals so ven I make cross country it is very nice but des people day give mery much problems and say no I say vi not maybe you know some man I can speek wiff mabe Meester Tambo himself ok. meester young you vant to know of mee ok I fly jets before you born me retired cosmonaut make ten
space walks before i leev Mother Russia and you fly or you talking lots of sheet only

[Arnulf]

Hi Rocketman,

ОАО "Компания "Сухой" – крупнейший российский авиационный холдинг с числом работников около 28 тыс. человек. В состав холдинга входят ведущие российские конструкторские бюро и серийные самолетостроительные заводы.

100% акций ОАО Ã‚Â«Компания «Сухой» внесены в уставный капитал ОАО Ã‚Â«Объединенная авиастроительная корпорация», зарегистрированного в конце ноября 2006 года.

Regards,
Arnulf

[DieselFan]

I tried reading this backwards, then took a pic and inverted it horizontally, I then recorded it and played it backwards - with a German accent. All I get is something about someones mother and about it being 100 percent

Perhaps some Vodka might help with the translation.

[grostek]

Hi Arnulf/Rocketman

Translation compliments of Alta Vista

JOINT STOCK COMPANY "company" of dry "- the largest Russian aviation holding with the number of workers of approximately 28 thousand people. Into the composition of holding enter the leading Russian design bureaus and series aircraft-construction plants. 100% of actions OF JOINT STOCK COMPANY "company" of dry "are introduced into regulation capital JOINT STOCK COMPANY" the united aircraft construction corporation ", registered at the end of November of 2006.

So you have CC for this venture. I am sure Ole Olly will go for it



Kind regards,

Gunter Rostek

[Rocketman]

Gooden Dag her Arnulf vi you send me old news email ?? De stock company now make new Russian aircraft all us ruskys ve know of de new company dey ask me to be test pilot for de new range of passenger liners me I say no thank you comrade I dont like to fly thee big bus, give me yamavinnless any day ok, wer you park your V6 aquuila i vant to come and see des fast fly machine and i vant to tell you some sorry of my space walks and some of de flying machine I see in de space, von day I see a craft little beet like a rotor craft but des is a long story and I tell you later because you dont beleeva me and I speek wiff de Kazmonaut
You know sombody who is doing de landscape I need him for my hangar
and weer is young I vant to speek wiff him
Nastorovia Her Arnulf

[Arnulf]

Nastarovje Rocketman!

Rocketman wrote:

i vant to tell you some sorry of my space walks and some of de flying machine I see in de space,

You must be very careful. The KGB are monitoring this forum. If they find out that you want to tell me all these things, they will refer you to the Главное Управление Исправительно—Трудовых Лагерей и колоний, Glavnoye Upravleniye Ispravitelno-trudovykh Lagerey i kolonii. I think you will not find it very pleasant there.

wer you park your V6 aquuila

It is parked at the (психушка Bapsfontein. We also get spaced out there quite often, so I suppose we are also Kazmonauts in a way.

You know sombody who is doing de landscape I need him for my hangar

Should not be a problem. If Khaya has his way me and quite a number of my comrades will have a lot of free time soon. We could all help you. One corner we could make it look like Siberia. You just might have to help us with the airconditioning though.

and weer is young I vant to speek wiff him

If you want to speak with Comrade Young, you must contact his personal assistant Varkies. Varkies can possibly arrange a meeting with Comrade Young.

Regards,
Arnulf

[Rocketman]

Thank you comrade Arnulf you is good comrade all des good information you give me is for free or i send you some rubles hey???
Now you say I must contact Her varkies to make meeting with comrade Young vat is his email adress porkrib@bacon.ham or fatgat@pigsty.kak I think the comrade goosnek is a spy he can translate rusky very good maybe he translate some more ok.
I am learning engleesh very good so I say
Cheers you old goat

[Arnulf]

Hello Rocketman,

Rocketman wrote:

I think the comrade goosnek is a spy

I would be very careful what I say when goosnek is around. He lives in the sandpit with the camels, knows a lot about aeroplanes, actually too much, and can translate rusky. Looks like a very dangerous man.

Nastarovje!

[Rocketman]

Comrade arnulf we speek again i struggle plenty wiff des englees so comrade grostek me i can not say des name grostek but goosnek des is easy
so i ask comrade goosnek vat you fly hey or you just ride de camel, you must send da piture of da camel you is riding ok :D
Nastarovje Ivan the Rusky

[Brian Young]

Howzit Arnulf whats the old Russian anus pain been up to and I want to know what this rotor craft is that he saw in outer space and what the f%$k is a Kazmonaut Rocketman where you from in Russia and what have you been smoking, that shit is ilegal in this country.
Arnulf I think we must get the Rusky around to the farm and introduce him to Varkis, he can trailer his vinless dont think it will make the trip. :D