How to raise cash in EFRIKA

[Dre'man]

"Hey Sipho! I have a cow for you for just R500!"

"E yoh, Bongani! I'll take it - you can bring it to me tomorrow!"

The next day:

"Sorry Sipho, but the cow died last night."

"Hauw.. So, ok then. Just give me my money back."

"Sorry Sipho, I did already spend that money.."

"Eish! So, ok then. Just bring me the dead cow." So, Bongani brought
the dead cow to Sipho the next morning.

A few weeks later, Bongani bumped into Sipho and asked him what he did
with the dead cow:

"You won't believe, Bongani! I made a raffle for the cow, and I sold
251 tickets for R5 each! I made a profit of R850! But, I didn't tell
anyone the cow was dead.."

"Yoh! And the people didn't complain?"
"Eish! Only the guy which won! So, I gave him back his R5 and he was happy!"

Sipho is now in parliament..