A British doctor says: "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
A Canadian doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so advanced
that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
A Zimbabwean doctor: not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way
behind, We just took a man with no brain - made him President, and now the whole country is looking for work..........
