Postby andreb » Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:34 am
Someone mentioned Oz, the lucky country... something that wil make you grin:
Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps,
were a South African, an Australian (both blokes), a young blonde lady,
and a little old lady. The train goes into a tunnel & a few seconds
later there's the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the
tunnel, the Australian has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: That Australian must have groped the blonde in the
dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde thinks: That Australian must have tried to grope me in the
dark, but missed and fondled the old lady. She slapped his cheek.
The Australian thinks: That South African must have groped the blonde in
the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The South African thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap
that f***ing Aussie again.
Some days it's not even worth chewing through the restraints
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