PUBIC HAIR PROBLEM!!!!!!!

[Gaylord Focker]

After flying off to the Loch Vaal brekkie I encounted problems with my fuel flow meter and fiddled there as much as I could to try and resolve the problem.
After much fockering around (as usual) from trying to fix it I decided to leave it till I got back to the hangar and then try and attack it with a vengeance.

To no avail could I get the fu#@ing thing to work so I phoned around and found somebody to fix it and on inspection found A BLOND WHIRLEY TWIRLEY PUBIC HAIR stuck in the fuel flow impellor...
WTF???????
Everything working ok now. Moral of the story is to never fill up when you have a bit of the FUZZ HANGING AROUND - and wear your own knickers whenever possible!

His Right Honourable Gaylord Fokkership

[The Agent]

Also do not let curley haired things work on your errie.

[Big-D]

And to think I shook your hand at Loch Vaal....

You Pornstar you

[Tailspin]

Hey Gaylord

Boet you are starting to get me stressed here although i can definately say i am not blond

[Morph]

What really worries me here is who would have their blond covered genitalia near your fuel tank I appears there is a fokker fokking Gaylord's fokker

[Thunderboy]

What really worries me here is who would have their blond covered genitalia near your fuel tank I appears there is a fokker fokking Gaylord's fokker

ZU-FLY previously used to belong to Demon

[Big-D]

Yip

Old Gaylord landed at Aviators the other day - As he took off some papers flew out of his flightsuit pocket

I salvaged this one that was not destroyed by the prop - May be able to claim it for tax, not VAT though - Entertainment does not qualify :D

D

[Tailspin]

BUSTED Scuse the phun

[Massimo]

Bid D,

I think with the new budget VAT can now be claimed on entertaimnet (stand to be corrected)! Extra score :D

[Big-D]

So are we going to Teazer's tonight Massimo? :D Might even run into the Fockership

[Massimo]

the Fockership has booked the entire place out for the month.