Morph put's his foot in it again - literally (Graphic)

[Gadget]

Young John, after the drought we had in the cape it is a gemors to get any decent gras in die handne. We are importing durban poison but i heard export prices are so good that no one wants rands any more. When is your next visit? Please send stock. This is the only way we can fly when the south easter is howling. We usually park at the end of the runway and lightup, the landings tend to be a bit wobbly though, and if you take a drag on landing there is so much lift you cannot get down again. hee hee hee.

[Morph]

Here is the offending toe crushing device.

My toe is coming along fine thank you. Gadget, I suggest that I get invited to this Bosberaad just to defend my case of course .

What about Wednesday, Human(toe) Rights Day. Light north easterly, afternoon showers. Skidmark wants me to fly him around a bit.

[Gadget]

Boet, seeing as you and ranger is not partaking too guzzling copiuos(still cant spell this damn word) amounts of beer anymore and the young john is nailing for my lack of civilized drinking habits and poor influences on the easily influenzad, i have moderated my intake. Unfortunately the only thing that came of that is that i am now bedridden with the flu because my body was not preserve in alcohol. If I feel lighter than eir by wednesday i shall join you in an aerial inspection of the western cape, just to make sure the mountain is still there, etc.