Pilot Rules
The PILOT always makes THE RULES.
THE RULES are subject to change at any time
without prior notification.
No CO-PILOT can possibly know all THE RULES.
If the PILOT suspects the CO-PILOT knows
all THE RULES, he must immediately change
some or all THE RULES.
The PILOT is never wrong.
If the PILOT is wrong, it is due to a
misunderstanding that was a direct result
of something the CO-PILOT did or said wrong.
The CO-PILOT must apologize immediately
for causing such misunderstanding.
The PILOT may change his mind at any time.
The CO-PILOT must never change
his mind without the express
written consent of the PILOT.
The PILOT has every right to be angry
or upset at any time.
The CO-PILOT must remain calm
at all times unless the PILOT wants him
to be angry and/or upset.
The CO-PILOT is expected to mind read at all times.
The PILOT is ready when he is ready.
The CO-PILOT must be ready at all times.
Any attempt to document THE RULES
could result in Bodily harm.
The CO-PILOT who doesn't abide by
THE RULES is grounded.
Pilot rules
Pilot rules
A new resident at Microland
If the runway is wider than it is long, rethink your circuit.
If the runway is wider than it is long, rethink your circuit.
A blond gets on a plane and goes up to first-class. The flight attendant tells her that she will have to move back; her ticket is not for first class. The blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to California." The main flight attendant is brought in and explains that she will have to move. The blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to California."
The attendants tell the pilot. He comes in and looks the situation over. He leans over and whispers something to the blond and she gets up immediately and moves out of first class. The attendants are flabbergasted, "What did you say to her?" "I just told her that this section of the plane doesn't go to California."
The attendants tell the pilot. He comes in and looks the situation over. He leans over and whispers something to the blond and she gets up immediately and moves out of first class. The attendants are flabbergasted, "What did you say to her?" "I just told her that this section of the plane doesn't go to California."
A new resident at Microland
If the runway is wider than it is long, rethink your circuit.
If the runway is wider than it is long, rethink your circuit.
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