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Friday humor

Postby Alkemac » Fri Jun 27, 2014 7:17 am

A young Brakpan woman was so depressed she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the harbour at the V&A Watefront.
Just before she could throw herself from the dock, a handsome young man from Parow stopped her.
"You have so much to live for," said the man.
"I'm a sailor, and we are off to Italy tomorrow.
I can stow you away on our ship.
I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."
With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Italy, the woman accepted.
That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment in the hold.
From then on every night he would bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine, and make love to her until dawn.
Two weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.
What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied.
"He brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy .."
"I see," the captain says.
Her conscience got the better of her and she added, "Plus, he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Robben Island ferry"

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Re: Friday humor

Postby Turbo » Fri Jun 27, 2014 7:21 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: nice!
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Re: Friday humor

Postby nicow » Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:17 am

Thanks :lol: :lol: :lol: (^^)
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Re: Friday humor

Postby Alkemac » Fri Jul 11, 2014 6:41 am

ok, so here is a thing...

Would you rather have Alzheimers or Parkinsons ?

I'd rather have the one where you have half a beer than forget where you put it... ##
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Re: Friday humor

Postby Madman » Fri Jul 11, 2014 9:50 am

Bwaahahahaaa ## ## ## :lol: :lol: :lol:

Good one :!: :!: :!:

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Re: Friday humor

Postby Alkemac » Fri Jul 11, 2014 10:43 am

There's a lot to be said for taking Viagra when you get older...

* It stops you from peeing on your shoes
* it also stops you from rolling out of bed at night

Hat, coat, door...
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Re: Friday humor

Postby Alkemac » Fri Jul 18, 2014 2:55 pm

My contribution for the day..
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