So! The English Lost.Are you surprised?

Grumpy · Postby **Grumpy** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:02 am

Boet wrote:no

Re: So! The English Lost.Are you surprised?
by Boet » Wed Jun 30, 2010 2:29 am

no

Pajamas te styf of nat ??

Boet · Postby **Boet** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:30 pm

Alkemac · Postby **Alkemac** » Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:39 pm

Well, if I had a fan like this cheering for me, I would also loose... Can we now please send their fans home ?

Postby **John Boucher** » Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:19 pm

- What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

- What does the Englishman do when wins the World Cup? He switches off the Play Station.

Postby **Morph** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:48 am

John Boucher wrote:Wouldn't it be a cracker of a game - Germany vs. Argentina in the finals?

Going to this game on Saturday

Postby **John Boucher** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:20 pm

Enjoy it Morpheus..... Going to be a hot game!

Low Level · Postby **Low Level** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 9:44 am

More on the English World Cup squad ....

Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still
alive. He said that the England Team performance on Sunday was completely
sh*t. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the
message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years.

A little old lady trying to cross the road when Fabio Capello sees her
struggling. 'Excuse me my dear, can you manage?' asks Capello.
Little old lady replies 'You got yourself into this mess, don't
expect me to help you out'

What's the difference between a faulty jet engine and Wayne Rooney?
The jet engine eventually stops whining.

Three hours of football and Rob Green is still England's top scorer.

The England World Cup team visited an orphanage in South Africa yesterday.
'It's so good to put a smile on the faces of people constantly
struggling and facing insurmountable odds,' said Shiphiwe Modese,
aged six.

Guy walks into the brothel dungeon and says to the mistress "I'm
really kinky, I want total humiliation, how much will it cost"
The mistress looks at him and says "£29.99"
"WOW", says the guy, "That's a great price so what do I get for that?"
She looks at him and says "An England shirt"

I can't believe we only managed a bloody draw against a third rate
bunch of losers who we should have beaten easily...
Makes me ashamed to be Algerian.

Knorr have released a special edition OXO cube in white with a red
stripe to commemorate our current world cup campaign.
It's called the laughing stock.

The guy on death row in Utah got to pick his own firing squad.
He went for Rooney, Lampard, Heskey, Crouch and Gerrard.

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