Friday Funny

[LarryMcG]

Van has a Petrol station in Poffadder and was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, "Free Séx with every Fill-Up."

Soon Koos pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free séx Van told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would
get his free séx Koos guessed 8 and Van said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No séx this time."

A week later, Koos along with his buddy Frikkie, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free séx Van again asked him to guess
the correct number. He guessed 2 this time. Van said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free séx this time."

As they were driving away, Koos said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free séx "

Frikkie replied, "Nooooit, it are not rigged. My wife won twice last week."